In light of the fact that so many corporate executives have
been caught and indicted for stealing and lying with shareholders
money, many investment terms had to be re-defined.
New
Investment Terms
CEO- Chief embezzlement officer
CFO- Corporate fraud officer
NAV- Normal anderson valuation
EPS- Eventual prison sentence
EBDITA- Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor
EDIT- Earnings before irregularities and tampering
